Darn, the Blues Brothers header didn’t post...
Hillary channels Joliet Jake (Blues Brothers) :
I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didnt have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASNT MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Exactly