Climate change seen as cause for mudslide in Switzerland

ABC News ^ | August 28, 2017 | by The Associated Press

[joethedrummer]

The toilet in my hotel room backed up this morning...

After much study, I say: “global warming” was the cause.

...wheres my government subsidy to fight this evil???
About 12 mil oughta do it;

...i ain’t greedy...

[Tucker39]

I have an idea. Let’s research some way to decrease gravity. That will lessen the chances of mudslides. If we decrease the force of gtavity, I will no longer be obese, either. I think it might be easier than lowering the heat of the Sun, which is the REAL cause of global warming.

[Covenantor]

Headlines

TRUMP Refuses to repeal Law of Gravity!

Minorities, women, and children hardest hit!

[TigersEye]

The first mudslide in Switzerland in the history of the world.
Gotta be man-caused global warming.

[Tanniker Smith]

Have they checked for any recently invading flora with root systems that might’ve loosened the dirt?