Maybe she should screw him like she screwed baseball players in the movie.
Or remind him how to throw a football, he’d get a job then.
Has there ever been so much banter over such an >AT BEST AVERAGE< athelete?
You damn well know >IF< Craperdikk could somewhat consistently win NFL games, he’d never be out of work.
BTW, have any CFL teams contacted him? If not, there’s your bonafide proof that he totally sucks, because if he had a shred of talent, he’d have a chance to play, if not outright start.
Or is he too proud to play in Canada? He’s “better” than Warren Moon? Doug Flutie? Joe Theisman?
GFY, Craperdikk.