Talk about jumping the shark...
Property taxes are about $6,500 a year
Lawn needs mowed once a week this time of year - takes about 90 minutes
The faucet in the second bathroom is broken but it's an easy repair you can do yourself, I'm sure
Oh...there is a huge bees nest that showed up under my balcony in the last couple days. There's a can of raid in the garden shed.
Furnace maintenance should be done in September - don't forget to change the filters each month.
I'm sure you'll take good care of everything because you're so smart and all...