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Hallelujah! Crooked Hillary Reportedly Wants To Be A Preacher Now
thegatewaypundit ^ | Jim Hoft

Posted on 08/08/2017 9:05:43 AM PDT by davikkm

Let’s think about this… She’s tried everything. Over the course of two presidential campaigns she failed to relate to the electorate. If we look hard enough we might even find where she has possibly attacked the Christians among those from whom she sought support.

Does anyone really see Hillary as an ordained minister?

The Atlantic reports:

…Scattered bits of reporting suggest that ministry has always been a secret dream of the two-time presidential candidate: Last fall, the former Newsweek editor Kenneth Woodward revealed that Clinton told him in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister. She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.” The incident perfectly captures Clinton’s long campaign to modulate—and sometimes obscure—expressions of her faith.

Now, as Clinton works to rehabilitate her public image and figure out the next steps after her brutal November loss, religion is taking a central role. After long months of struggling to persuade Americans that she is trustworthy, authentic, and fundamentally moral, Clinton is lifting up an intimate, closely guarded part of herself. There are no more voters left to lose. In sharing her faith, perhaps Clinton sees something left to win, whether political or personal.

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KEYWORDS: crookedhillary; hillaryandgod; religiousleft
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To: davikkm

After each sermon, she’ll lock the church doors and not let anyone out until the collection plate has at least $100,000 in it.


41 posted on 08/08/2017 9:48:33 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: davikkm

Tax loop hole gotta be in there somewhere. The Reverend Clinton, like the Reverend Jackson and the Reverend Sharpton?


42 posted on 08/08/2017 9:49:36 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Damn, the tag line disappeared again? Coursors!)
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To: KC_Lion
Killary as a preacher would be analogous to Bing Crosby in "Robin and the Seven Hoods"

ROTFL!

Another apt analogy would be Red Ingle's homily against John Barleycorn, nicotine and the temptation of Eve.

43 posted on 08/08/2017 9:49:40 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: davikkm

She claims to be United Methodist.

She would fit better with:

U nitarians
C onfessing
C hrist

or

E xtremely
L ibertine
C hurch of
A ntinomianism


44 posted on 08/08/2017 9:51:13 AM PDT by lightman (Trump = A glorious amalgamation of Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan!)
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To: Fiji Hill

Yes, preach about how all of us “deplorable, irredeemables” somehow are responsible for her failure as a presidential candidate!!!


45 posted on 08/08/2017 9:51:39 AM PDT by princess leah
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To: davikkm

Sounds like a good fit. The Methodists haven’t preached the Bible for most of a century.


46 posted on 08/08/2017 9:56:33 AM PDT by lurk
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To: davikkm
I ain't no ways tarredeth.

Yea verily I shall turn election results into whine.

Yea though I stumble through the valley like Death warmed over

I shall put on the full armor of God. Then it might not hurt so much when I fall

They wouldn't let me into seminary in the 60's because I was a woman

It's the book of Haggai, not Hag is I.

47 posted on 08/08/2017 10:00:55 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: Vlad The Inhaler

LOL!!!


48 posted on 08/08/2017 10:02:40 AM PDT by painter ( Isaiah: �Woe to those who call evil good and good evil,")
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To: davikkm

She’s upset because she can’t be president or the MAN of perdition, so she wants to settle for False Prophet. The Pope has her beat there, too. She’s just going to be a footnote in history.


49 posted on 08/08/2017 10:08:59 AM PDT by AmericanMermaid
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To: davikkm

Her days must be numbered and she thinks she’ll get salvation by going God

So phony she would even corrupt Christianity in an attempt to get her way

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!


50 posted on 08/08/2017 10:10:42 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat ("Liberalism is a mental disorder" On FULL Display NOW! Boycott Mex/Can, nba NFL PepsiCO Kellogg'sB)
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To: CGASMIA68

Will she confess her sins of having many people murdered over the years, in order to protect her crimes? I think not.


51 posted on 08/08/2017 10:11:43 AM PDT by dandiegirl (BO)
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To: davikkm

That big fake con-artist Jimmy Swaggart is on tv and still attracting huge crowds. There is NO limit to the number of stupid people who are willing dupes. With her twirling eyes and spasms Hillary will claim she is possessed by the Spirit and really cash in! Back to Arkansas-get a tent, start a Revival! Ya gotta admit the Clintons are masters at being whatever will get them attention and money!


52 posted on 08/08/2017 10:12:07 AM PDT by ClearBlueSky (ISLAM is the problem. ISLAM is the enemy of civilization.)
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To: davikkm

Yeah right, just like OJ wants to find the real killer.


53 posted on 08/08/2017 10:14:49 AM PDT by gdzla (Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo)
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To: davikkm
We know who she worships.....


54 posted on 08/08/2017 10:16:21 AM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler (We were Trumpin' before Trumpin' was cool.....)
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To: davikkm

“Last fall, the former Newsweek editor Kenneth Woodward revealed that Clinton told him in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister. She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.”

New International Version:

Whoever is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels.


55 posted on 08/08/2017 10:18:38 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat ("Liberalism is a mental disorder" On FULL Display NOW! Boycott Mex/Can, nba NFL PepsiCO Kellogg'sB)
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To: davikkm

Who knows more about sin?


56 posted on 08/08/2017 10:19:37 AM PDT by null and void (ObamaCare, giving the government the power of life and death over Americans since March 23, 2010...)
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To: davikkm

Nobody is going to attend her church for fear. If they dislike the sermon they die mysteriously. And you know the money is going to the foundation from the donation plate to get Chelsea elected to something.

rwood


57 posted on 08/08/2017 10:19:48 AM PDT by Redwood71
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To: davikkm

“Now, as Clinton works to rehabilitate her public image and figure out the next steps after her brutal November loss, religion is taking a central role. After long months of struggling to persuade Americans that she is trustworthy, authentic, and fundamentally moral . . .”

ROFL

Good grief, what nonsense.

Hey hilLIAR, God is not pay-for-play

Phony is as phony does


58 posted on 08/08/2017 10:21:12 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat ("Liberalism is a mental disorder" On FULL Display NOW! Boycott Mex/Can, nba NFL PepsiCO Kellogg'sB)
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To: HarleyLady27
besides she belongs to a Witch’s Coven in California

The California witches I know are cut from a far better cloth than that demonic entity.

I think you might owe them an apology, ma'am.

59 posted on 08/08/2017 10:22:15 AM PDT by null and void (ObamaCare, giving the government the power of life and death over Americans since March 23, 2010...)
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To: davikkm

I thought she wanted to be an Astronaut.


60 posted on 08/08/2017 10:24:22 AM PDT by Zathras
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