[9422WMR]

Har de har! Someone who knows what “keel hauled” means!
A barnacle bathing!!

[poconopundit]

Shiver me timbers, another mate!  No Pollywog here.  In 1978, I didst drink the putrid truth serum for King Neptune and kissed the Tar Baby too!  From then until today, I've been a Trusty Shellback.