Climate change could mean a much wetter California

Sacramento Bee ^ | July 19, 2017 | BY CAROLYN WILKE

[WMarshal]

The unicorn outbreaks will occur on nights with a full moon when methane from cow farts mingles with the additional industrial CO2 in the atmosphere and moonbeams act as a catalyst.

[TigersEye]

Famous climate exspurt, Professor Moe Ronn, says...

“In those years when ClimateChange isn’t causing drought it will cause flooding.”

[LouAvul]

It's hot! (Climate change.) It's cold! (Climate change.) It's wet! (Climate change.) It's dry! (Climate change.) My feet hurt! (Climate change.) My car needs to be washed! (Climate change.)

Is that about the way it is?

[Jan_Sobieski]

It makes things hotter,
it makes things frozen.
It makes things dryer,
It makes things sodden.
Those who know stand in awe and fright,
those who doubt are banished from sight.

Today our taxes and cars, tomorrow our kids,
all must be sacrificed to secure Pandora's lid.
No single cause demands our all,
for it is worse than poverty, plague, or even The Fall.

Save the planet now we beseech thee, o government of man,
keep this calamity from hitting the fan.
No bill too high, no stone unturned,
do not allow polar bears to burn.

[SaveFerris]

Is it Global Warming or Global Cooling?

I’m having a hard time keeping up.

[dsrtsage]

And to think it was a mere year ago that the 97% consensus was permanent drought in California. And a mere two years before that a permanent drought in Texas. And just a couple of years before that, not a single reservoir in Austrailia would ever be full again. And...

[MeganC]

If true then the Democrats and Jerry Brown HATE POOR PEOPLE who live in places with dry wells!

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE!!! without the desperately needed rainfall they’d get from global warming!

WE HAVE A LACK OF GLOBAL WARMING CRISIS AND THE DEMOCRATS ARE 100% TO BLAME FOR THIS RACIST ANTI-GLOBAL WARMING POLICY THAT WILL CAUSE POOR PEOPLE TO DIE OF THIRST!!!

(This is fun!)

[VTenigma]

Can’t be. Last year they told us drought conditions would be the new norm because of climate change. It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping.

[AmusedBystander]

I’m out of work, I’m out of my head
Out of self respect, I’m out of bread
I’m underloved, I’m underfed, I want to go home
It never rains in California, but girl, don’t they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours

[Keyhopper]

Did anyone tell them that cat got outta the bag last month

[stillfree?]

More rain sounds good to this native Californian.

[jmacusa]

Unicorns. Now there a strange animal. Lot's of folks swear they're real. But has anyone ever seen one? Inquiring minds want to know.

[blueunicorn6]

Like, you rang, Daddy-O?

[djf]

I saw a show on PBS where scientists were studying creek beds and the ocean bluffs in Ca to figure out the older climates.

They said that everyone in Ca is DAM LUCKY today, because historically the weather has been much, much worse!
Like A LOT worse!

[Bonemaker]

Any politician...or anyone else for that matter,,,who brings up “climate change/global warming” should be sorted out.

[az_gila]

So, wetter winters in California and fewer droughts.

What’s the problem? Agriculture is big business in California, and the large population of the state uses huge amounts or water.

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That's today's scare.

Remember last year it was more and longer droughts in Kalifornia. Gov. Moonbeam said so.

I wonder what changed in the famous model input over the last 12 months...:^)

[trebb]

LOL! The same sort of fake news that they use against Trump - if Kalifornia is dry, it’s climate change and a disaster. If Kalifornia starts getting the rain she needs, it’s climate change and a disaster....

[eyeamok]

if you give pigs enough steroids they should be able to use their ears as wings and fly.