Here in Crescent City the ocean seems to be right where it was in the earliest available photographs. If anything, it has receded a bit. Well, Marin County has always been more special than us poor deplorables up here.
I called the No. Koreans last night and asked them to put Marin County on their surprise nuclear attack plan.
They said that they would send me an autographed picture of Little Fat Boy Kim and suggest that he take my idea seriously.
Marin County will have more important things to plan for instead of non-existing sea rises.
You want Kimchee with your incoming delivery?