https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF2RYhNhBdw
Dole Office Clerk: Did you kill last week?
Gladiator: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to kill last week?
Gladiator: Yeah.
Dole Office Clerk: Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we’re going to have to change your status, got it?
If I was a gladiator, I’d want a no cut contract.