- The bikini contests will continue until morale improves.
I don't know how to tell you this, chief, but moral is still bad. Yes, it's worse then either of us thought. Even after the first contest. It's still bad. morale. way low...
There must be more. Yes, send them, send the blondes, brunettes, and redheads, the ones with the headlights shining.
Send the Amber Lamps! I've fallen and need mouth-to-resuscitation. But get away from me chief --don't try to help me -- only they can help me now. you know that's true. ill just stay here and wait...
Only qualified nurses for this sailor, and howdy-do to you, ladies! ...but, my morale is still low, come a little closer, i could 4shure use me some nursing about now...it's about the only thing, there's nothing else quite like it, and even then i'm certain it'll take a while for me to recover...
Do me one favor, chief, whatever you do, while i'm on ground floor of road to recovery, don't tell Mrs. Calabash (wherever she is) a thing.
