And you're a fatuous cretin.
fatuous = silly · foolish · stupid · inane · idiotic · vacuous · asinine · pointless · senseless · ridiculous · ludicrous · absurd · dumb · daft
cretin = a person who is deformed and mentally handicapped because of congenital thyroid deficiency.
I may be fatuous, but I have no congenital thyroid deficiency.
Piss off, osshole.