Police: SC Man Suffers Split Ear in Attempted Beheading

San Francisco Chronicle ^

[nickcarraway]

Authorities say a woman put a plastic bag over a South Carolina's man head and tried to decapitate him with a large knife, but he survived with a split ear.

Oconee County Sheriff's Office spokesman Jimmy Watt said in a news release Monday that 40-year-old April Townsend is accused of attacking David Mitchum in a Seneca home that she also set on fire. He says authorities found burnt hair on her clothing Sunday afternoon.

[Nifster]

Too much meth

[tired&retired]

Is this the same woman who tried to do the same thing 2 yrs ago?

Deputies: West Union woman arrested after victim found with plastic bags over head

http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/29914327/deputies-west-union-woman-arrested-after-victim-found-with-plastic-bags-over-head

Deputies said they were called to a residence on Cassidy Bridge Road around 3:45 p.m. in regards to a domestic situation. According to the incident report, when deputies arrived on scene, 38-year-old April Dawn Townsend told them she had to release the demons and that she was, "the higher power."

[Nifster]

Either off her correct mess or on too much street trash

[Vaquero]

Wasn’t this a ‘Shakespeare in the Park’ rehearsal???
“Friend Romans Countrymen....lend me you ears.....I come to bury Trump not to praise him...”

[Beowulf9]

She couldn't have done it. We all know women are the weaker sex, loving, kind and gentle.

[Ken H]

“This one’s for Santa!”

[tired&retired]

Both were same name, same MO and both were The Oconee County Sheriff’s Office

[Red Badger]

He’d have to sleep with one eye open.........................

[ransomnote]

communication problems...

[Keyhopper]

So, she admits to being high on power.
Funny I thought you smoked meth

[treetopsandroofs]

... And one ear covered.

[Freemeorkillme]

Me thinks meth:

[Red Badger]

And a fire extinguisher by the bed...................

[PLMerite]

That’s one rough 40-year-old.

[MrBambaLaMamba]

Also failed to bring him the sammich.

[DUMBGRUNT]

“Southern women got their own special brand o’ crazy.”

And I always heard about the Willie Nelson treatment?
Sew him in between the sheets, work him over with the golf clubs.

[DUMBGRUNT]

But you can’t chop your Mama up in Massachusetts
Not even if you’re tired of her cuisine (her cuisine)
No, you can’t chop your Mama up in Massachusetts
You know it’s almost sure to cause a scene.

But you can’t chop your Papa up in Massachusetts
And then get dressed and go out for a walk (for a walk)
No, you can’t chop your Papa up in Massachusetts
Massachusetts is a far cry from New York

No, you can’t chop your Papa up in Massachusetts
Shut the door and lock and latch it
Here comes Lizzie with a brand new hatchet
Can’t chop your papa up in Massachusetts
Such a snob, I’ve heard it said
She met her Pa and cut him dead
You can’t chop your Papa up in Massachusetts
Jump like a fish, jump like a porpoise
All join hands and habeas corpus
Can’t chop your Papa up in Massachusetts
Massachusetts is a far cry from New York

[Chewbarkah]

If the victim is the same guy...

[bar sin·is·ter]

[Publius]

The Chad Mitchell Trio: "Lizzie Borden"