She should change her name to Reality Whiner. Amiright?
How about she just change her name to “Toast”.
No, I like "Reality", because the short informal name would be "Real", as in "Real Winner", which I think is appropriate.
On a related note, I wonder when she changed her name to Reality--before, during, or after her stint with the military? Before or after she was checked out and given a Top Secret clearance?