[GOP_Party_Animal]

...fled the scene on a bicycle.

[MeganC]

At least he went gluten free!

[JimSEA]

IQ < 10?

[piasa]

Fled the scene?

Rice Krispie retreat?

[right way right]

Rock salt out of shot gun shells burn better.
Well, I am making an assumption having not been shot with Rice Crispies before.

[AppyPappy]

Man, you better get out of here before I go all Snap, Crackle and Pop on yo azz.

[piasa]

This has to be a first. He shouldn’t be in jail, he should be in the Guiness Book of World Records

[Uncle Miltie]

Oh, Snap!

[C210N]

Doesn’t sound much like a cereal killer.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Let me see if I have this correct.

Someone loaded a flair with Rice Krispies and then shot it at someone?

[blueunicorn6]

Some sort of gang initiation.

In San Francisco, they shoot you with Fruit Loops.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I th out about posting this yesterday. Here is the local version.

Eureka Man Arrested After Shooting Victim with Rice Krispies®-Loaded Ammunition
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2017/jun/8/eureka-man-arrested-after-shooting-victim-rice-kri/

[Dr. Sivana]

For that size game 00 Grape Nuts are called for.

[Ken H]

[Governor Dinwiddie]

There’s an old saying about how red headed women are crazy. I think the corollary is likewise for red headed men.

[rfp1234]

If he’s been shot in the @$$, he could apply for a John F. Kerry Purple Heart.

[SkyDancer]

And then there was this IRA gunman who loaded shotgun shells with dried chickpeas - yep, he was called “Chickpea”

[GreenHornet]

Eureka cops responded to a report of shots fired Wednesday afternoon and found a man who had been struck in the hand with a shotgun shell filled with Rice Krispies, KRCR-TV reports. The weapon turned out to be a flare gun. Police said they were told the assailant was Timothy Glass Jr., 29, of Eureka, and that he had fled the scene on a bicycle.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it wasn't a professional hit.

[Yo-Yo]

[Redcitizen]

A good attorney will milk this case for all its worth.