USA Today Says Hillary Clinton Needs A Memoir Title, Twitter Users Offer Suggestions

USA Today/Sarah Palin ^ | Mary Kate Knorr

[ntnychik]

I Had A Scheme

All My Minions

From Hope to Hubris

In Search of Relevance

Practical Alinsky: The Issue Is Never The Issue

Faux Facts

Hillary’s Ascent

[sodpoodle]

Looting for Losers.

[Pollster1]

A Shakespearean Tragedy

[hal ogen]

“I Suck”
“I Am Worthless”
“I Am A Malignancy On Civil Society”
“How To Live with Mutant DNA”
“I Should Be In Prison”
“Sorry Vince”
“Chelsea Really Is Rosemary’s Baby”
“How Much For The Uranium, Mr. Putin”
“Those Handcuffs Are Too Tight, Officer”

[Bon mots]

[MinuteGal]

"How Green Was My Foundation"

Leni

[Vlad The Inhaler]

[Captain Jack Aubrey]

How I Did It

[RightGeek]

Bitch on Wheels

[RightGeek]

[rockinqsranch]

"USA Today Says Hillary Clinton Needs A Memoir Title psychiatric ward..."

She's mental.

[PigRigger]

May I suggest: “Above The Law”

[PigRigger]

May I suggest: “Above The Law”

[OB1kNOb]

“IT’S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE!”
(You racist, bigoted, homophobic, genderphobic, self-righteous misogynist!)

[MamaDearest]

An Unauthorized Biography of Donald Trump by Hillary Clinton

What I did for Haiti in the Face of a Horrific Earthquake by Hillary Clinton

The DNC did more for Trump than it did for me by Hillary Clinton

Why Bill and I are Victims just like Kathy G. by Hillary Clinton

[Pollster1]

"The Russians are Coming" and the 300 other Real Reasons for My Loss:
The Russians ransacking my computer files and strategically leaking the truth elected Trump.
A thousand Russian agents working every day elected Trump.
Infowars elected Trump.
Google elected Trump.
Governor Scott Walker elected Trump.
Steve Bannon elected Trump.
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker elected Trump.
Nate Silver elected Trump.
The TV networks keeping me off the air elected Trump.
The vast right-wing conspiracy elected Trump.
Citizens United elected Trump.
The DNC being a mess and in poor shape elected Trump.
Bad polling numbers elected Trump.
Obama winning two terms elected Trump.
People wanting change elected Trump.
The New York Times, cable news, and television executives elected Trump.
“Eight of the top 10 political documentaries on Netflix were screeds against President Obama and me” - Netflix elected Trump.
Democrats not making the right documentaries elected Trump.
Content farms in Macedonia elected Trump.
The Democrat Party and the Republican Party elected Trump.
Concerns that I was involved with a child sex trafficking operation elected Trump.
Concern about me being a lizard elected Trump.
High expectations that I would win elected Trump.
Voter suppression elected Trump.
FBI Director Comey announcing a criminal investigation into my felonies just over a week before the election, when he had little reason to think there was anything there, elected Trump.
Misogyny elected Trump.
Gary Johnson and Jill Stein voters elected Trump.
Advocacy press on the right elected Trump.
Facebook elected Trump.
Twitter elected Trump.
Old, out-of-touch democrats with a flawed message that alienated young voters elected Trump.
White nationalists elected Trump.
Hatred of mine at the FBI (how could anyone hate a lovable woman like me?) elected Trump.
FBI investigation elected Trump.
Email scandal elected Trump.
Black voters not liking melee cted Trump.
Fewer than 100,000 deplorable voters spread across a handful of states elected Trump.
People hating me because I am so professional, so polished, such a wonderful lawyer, so brilliant, so good, so righteous, and so much better than them elected Trump.
The lack of energy among my supporters and expectations of me being the inevitable winner, because it was my turn, elected Trump.
Robby Mook selecting the wrong travel stops for me and spending heavily in the wrong states elected Trump.
My campaign team failing to hone my message and get voters to the polls elected Trump.
Bill Clinton’s appearance of an inappropriate meeting with Attorney General Loretta Lynch elected Trump.
Blatant sexism elected Trump.
Wikileaks elected Trump.
The ugly stew of racism elected Trump.
My alleged lack of likability and claimed lack of trustworthiness elected Trump.
Self-hating women elected Trump.
Evangelical, Catholic, anti-marriage equality, and anti-choice social conservatives elected Trump.
Sinister outside forces elected Trump.
Whitelash elected Trump.
Democrat policies that favor the rich elected Trump.
Failure to talk to working-class white voters elected Trump.
Men elected Trump.
Lower-level FBI agents pressuring their Director (because that’s how professional relationships work) elected Trump.
Tim Kaine gave me Virginia, but he also elected Trump.
White women elected Trump.
Racists elected Trump.
Sexists elected Trump.
Rural voters elected Trump.
The working class voting against their own interests elected Trump.
Fake news elected Trump.
Supermarket tabloids elected Trump.
Celebrity (The Apprentice) elected Trump.
White male resentment elected Trump.
Over-shaming Trump supporters elected Trump.
Rejecting Bernie elected Trump.
Reagan democrats elected Trump.
Backlash against political correctness elected Trump.

There are many terrible reasons for President Trump’s victory, but there are two things that were not a factor. First, I was the perfect candidate; nothing I did harmed my candidacy in any way. Second, President Trump was the worst candidate imaginable; nothing he did helped his candidacy at all, except with racists, sexists, bigots, and the rest of the basket of deplorables.

[a fool in paradise]

Now I Remember

[Palio di Siena]

Two strikes and no balls.

[a fool in paradise]

Izzit a cocktail recipe book?

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`Meine Untergang: Fegelein Fegelein Fegelein!’