The codes are on a card that the President carries. In case of launch, the card is opened and the codes are read from it into the football.
Obviously, all the guys with the football must be in on the conspiracy, time for a special prosecutor to investigate them.
OMG!! There’s footballs all over America, time to get special prosecutors to investigate all of them too.
And... And... footballs are made of pigskin, a clear act of islamaphobia, need to investigate all those manufacturers too!!!
And... And... Uh..
What were we talking about again? I just had a brief Pelosi attack there.
Billy Jeff lost his code card.