Yeah! What could go wrong?
Seems simple enough.
Send an unmanned probe.
Drill into surface.
Attach small steering rockets.
Start engines...............
[ Yeah! What could go wrong? ]
Our asteroid engineer Mohammed Mohammed from our NASA Muslim outreach program will be handling the orbit dynamics.....
Yeah, won’t that just be swell....
You think a plane crashing into a building was bad, try a several kilometer asteroid crashing into eastern seaboard...