“Dude! That’s the 8-second warning! Take cover!”
“Uhhhhhhhh, what?”
“Earthquake! Now! Take cover!”
“Trump did what?”
“No! Earthquake! Hurry!
“He’s colluding with the Russians, I tell ya. I knew it all along.”
“You idiot! There’s an earthquake! It’s going it hit in like 3 seconds now! Do something!”
“Uhhhhhhhhh, what?”
Hey, JR left the barn door open and all the horses got out. They just past me so should be showin up at yer place in a bit. If’n my cyferins right.