Human lutefisk.
My father-in-law was dead set against cremating because he said it was pagan, and when the second coming occurred you would have a problem being restored. Well the origins are pagan as far back as we can determine. As for the restoration of the atoms in the body at the second coming I really don’t know if that’s even talked about in depth among various scriptures. After hearing those comments by my father-in-law I sat there in contemplation... what about people in war who are blown to bits, are they not going to be restored after the second coming? And what about people that are buried at Sea and then eaten by crabs and then crapped all over the ocean floor? Are they not going to be restored after the second coming? So I finally came to the conclusion that it really doesn’t matter because we do not know enough about the great mystery that will unfold at some point in time only the Lord knows when; not even the angels know... so it’s beyond our comprehension. And I strongly feel that whatever happens to your body will probably not matter because it just won’t be an issue. I sometimes think that people just want a stone to go visit for year or two and then the stones languish un-visited until, over time... it erodes to sand and id washed away. Earth Abides, as it was made to do so.
Payback for the ultimate "uff-dah"