“Y’all hold muh beer and watch this....”
Campaigning for the Darwin Award, are you?
YAHOO! FR IS BACK!
On her way to work one morning, down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
“Oh well”, she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”
“Take me in oh tender woman, take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in oh tender woman”, sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she’d taking in had been revived
“Take me in, oh tender woman, take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in oh tender woman”, sighed the snake
Now she clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful”, she cried
“But if I hadn’t brought you in by now you might have died”
Now she stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight
But instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
“Take me in, oh tender woman, take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in oh tender woman”, sighed the snake
“I saved you”, cried that woman “And you’ve bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
“Take me in, oh tender woman, take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in oh tender woman”, sighed the snake
Some people are a real special kind of stupid...................
Gotta worry about dudes who like kissing snakes.
Only in Flori-duh. I’m surrounded by losers.
“Man was bitten on the tongue”
He was trying to French Kiss a rattlesnake? On the first date? Cad.
There’s a strange fascination these days about kissing all sorts of animals. Bambi syndrome to the nth.
That had to be awful, but what an idiot.
Florida + Alcohol = Bad Things Happen
I had a PHYSICAL reaction of loathing and horror reading that.
Seriesly.
If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.
I’ve been told and do believe that the difference between ignorance and stupidity...is that ignorance is finite.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Even w/ antivenom he is in a world of trouble.
His tongue will likely swell to the point of asphyxiation.
First name Mo, last name, Ron?