Given that there are more fat blacks than whites, shouldn’t diet soda have a tax CREDIT? Shouldn’t they be sold tax free, to encourage poor overweight blacks to drink them?
Or is Seattle’s mayor trying to kill off blacks? Maybe he’s a closet racist!
Perhaps Seattle ought to buy Diet Cokes, and distribute them free in school lunches...
Of course, but you've got to think like a liberal => Tax credits for blacks who buy diet soda, and tax levies for whites:)