THIS is what passed for “humor” at the Fake News Ball and Whinerama last night. Truly pathetic.
HASAN MINHAJ’S TOP JOKES OF THE 2017 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ ASSOCIATION DINNER
Referring to the absent President Trump: ‘We’ve got to address th elephant that’s not in the room. The leader of our country is not here. And that’s because he lives in Moscow. It’s a very long flight. As for the other guy, I think he’s in Pennsylvania because he can’t take a joke.’
Talking directly to CNN reporters: ‘CNN is here baby, now, you guys have got some really weird methods. You aren’t fake news, but not everything is breaking news.’
‘I’m amazed Fox News even showed up. It’s hard to trust you guys when you back a guy like Bill O’Reilly for years. Then, you gave him a 25 million dollar package - making it the only package he won’t make a woman touch. In his defense, a close friend of his (referring to President Trump), once told him if you’re a celebrity you can do whatever you want.’
‘Nate Silver told me there would be a 74.1 per cent chance that this joke would kill. I believed you Nate, I believed you.’
‘Sean Spicer has somehow been doing PR since 1999, which is 18 years. Somehow, after 18 years, his go to move was denying the Holocaust.’
Referring to the way that the media has covered Trump’s Presidency so far: ‘We’re 100 days in, 1030 days to go. You guys are running the marathon, and I’m at the half-mile mark, giving you take for your nipples.’
Speaking about the Vice President, he said: ‘Mike Pence wanted to be here tonight, but his wife wouldn’t let him because apparently one of you ladies is ovulating, so good job ladies.’
‘Jeff Sessions couldn’t be here tonight, he was too busy doing a pre-Civil war reenactment. On his RSVP he just wrote just wrote no - which happens to be his second favorite N-word.’
‘I do not see Steve Bannon,’ he said repeatedly, slowing the words ‘not see’ down,. giving the effect of saying ‘Nazi- Steve Bannon.’
Speaking about the fact that he is a first generation Indian American Muslim, he referred to the President as: ‘The orange man behind the Muslim ban’
These “jokes” just prove the point, of how liberal and biased the media people are towards liberalism.
when did Sean Spicer ever deny the holocaust?? Is that really a subject for a joke in the first place??
Because Mike Pence won’t go somewhere where he could be alone with other women, this asshole makes a joke about ovulation??
“Not see” Steve Bannon???? Are we in eighth grade???? Sheesh......
Jeff Sessions has two favorite “N” words, the word “no” and the word which is so vile as to be unspeakable by whites?? Really??? Jeff Sessions is obviously a racist??? Really???
The talk of the “Muslim ban”?? When did the president ever attempt to “ban Muslims”?? The travel bans which the courts have held back say nothing about religion or Muslims.
Every single one of these “jokes” is something that only liberals would think is funny. And they are not based in fact. If these were based in fact somehow they might be amusing, no matter the political views of the joker or the one who was the butt of the jokes.