THIS Is The Smartest Kid In The World And He Thinks CERN Destroyed Our Universe…

Life Coach Code ^ | April 22, 2017

[toast]

Inventing things is easy. Actually building them is hard.

[colorado tanker]

Living in a parallel universe? Boy, that would explain a whole lotta things.

[Ciaphas Cain]

Ehhh... that’s not my blog. And I wouldn’t pimp one if it was.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Yeah, but can he make a clock?

[Tenacious 1]

Free Energy?

This is when Bubba hooks jumper cables to his neighbor’s electrical feed to power a fridge and keep his beer cold.

[M Kehoe]

Ya know, my wife has noticed me phasing in and out recently.

She mentioned something about parallel universes, but I couldn’t seem to pay attention...

5.56mm

[Reno89519]

I don’t get too excited as he left it in the old universe.

[Ciaphas Cain]

I'm going to get a sports almanac and kidnap this young moppet. Push the right levers in the multiverse and we'll be set for life!!

[Zionist Conspirator]

If the new universe is identical to the old one then who cares?

Yeah. I wanted to live in a universe with ponies!!!

Whatta gyp!

[Edward.Fish]

Okay.

So CERN is responsible for that whole Berenstein Bears mess too.

Possibly:

[Rinnwald]

Tried that.

I was turned to steel,
In the great magnetic field.

[VideoDoctor]

I was so impressed by this kid that I think they should sign him up to do the commercials with the two guys who are “on-the-air” spokesmen for Sonic Burger. /s

[Thumper1960]

A single conscious human being imagining things having turned out differently and creating a new universe that complies with that lamentation. In turn, bringing in "clones" of the "old" reality who now/then remember things differently. Differently, because the "clones" carry with them the memories of an "old" universe.

Hold on....bong water is low.

[Maceman]

If the new universe is identical to the old one then who cares?

Based on what I've seen happening to the universe I was born into, I'd say the new universe is completely crazy.

In the one I was born in, people yearned for freedom. And people with penises were men and people with vaginas were women.

In the new universe, "free speech" doesn't protect "hate speech" and if you're born a man and like women with vaginas (or vice versa), you're a bigot.

I'll take the old universe, thank you very much.

[Golfinsocal]

Great Game.

[FredZarguna]

IIRC, Mitch Miller immediately preceded The Twilight Zone, but was not part of it.

[Paladin2]

So, MM may have caused the Twlight Zone......

[Hot Tabasco]

And also if his dad “coached” him on this stuff.

Are you kidding? Not even the dad knows what the heck that kid was talking about.........The kid is indeed a genius.

[FredZarguna]

Walter Bishop who discovered his doppleganger.

This is supposed to be a family FRiendly website...

[dangerdoc]

Wait a minute, in the old universe I had a hundred bucks in my pocket and now it’s gone. Somebody owes me.