Let’s get this straight, you squeeze gorgeous women in micro-dresses and then get outraged when men notice them and make passes. They have eye candy on the network for a reason, sex sells.
Kinda like putting a fat kid in a candy store and being shocked when he wants some. That is what you are selling.
“Pithy” as well.
Bravo!
Now, now now - Speaking universal truth, from the beginning until the End, will get you prison time in this country "If" you say this on a University campus :)