[yoe]

During a recent Trump campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"?
The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration. "What's your next question?"

[Jim W N]

That is beautiful.

We need more quick-witted people like Trump on our side - unfazed and unafraid.

[Texas Eagle]

He could’ve added, “and it’s in the same restroom in Colorado as Hillary Clinton’s private email server.”

[TWhiteBear]

Love it !!
A joke good enough to steal.
TWB

[spokeshave]

During a recent Trump campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?

The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found"

Hi Yoe....do you have a reference...or a location or date...?

Thanks in advance

[ViLaLuz]

John Kerry’s medical records must be there, too.