[Yaelle]

"Aw, no, man. Ya get more p**** with the saxophone!"

[real saxophonist]

My teacher had a life size cardboard standup of Clinton holding a saxophone. We did not talk about politics.

I once said Kenny G was the worst thing to happen to saxophone, and he disagreed. He said anything that brought more attention to saxophone was a good thing.

And, p****, yeah. I was on a gig, and a guy offered me a beer to serenade his girlfriend. I said no, because if I do, she'll be coming home with me, not with you. True story. I did play a little bit for them.