1 posted on
04/18/2017 2:51:21 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: Trillian
Shoulda held the nuggets. He wouldn’t have left.
2 posted on
04/18/2017 2:51:57 PM PDT by
Celerity
To: Trillian
3 posted on
04/18/2017 2:53:58 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: Trillian
I know the jokes just about write themselves here but I’m going to give kudos to the McDonald’s manager and staff that kept their cool and did the right thing.
5 posted on
04/18/2017 3:01:40 PM PDT by
Shark24
To: Trillian
I’ve heard:
Care for fries with that?
Care for a soft drink with that?
We’re having a special on “X” this week. Like some?
I’ve never heard:
Care for cuffs with that?
Care for a car chase with that?
Care to shoot yourself and save society a s-load of grief with that?
I’m more likely to go to a McDonalds this week now.
6 posted on
04/18/2017 3:02:19 PM PDT by
DoughtyOne
(Happy days are here again!)
To: Trillian
It would have been funny had the perp called 911 because they weren’t giving him his fries....
7 posted on
04/18/2017 3:02:32 PM PDT by
GraceG
("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, that it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
To: Trillian
Yes! Mc D vindicated at last, after all the bad press.
8 posted on
04/18/2017 3:03:09 PM PDT by
georgiegirl
(Count me in the half that's in the Deplorable Basket)
To: Trillian
9 posted on
04/18/2017 3:04:27 PM PDT by
GraceG
("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, that it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
To: Trillian
I hope they gave him a coupon for a free ice cream cone.
10 posted on
04/18/2017 3:06:00 PM PDT by
lacrew
To: Trillian
He did
not deserve a break today.
He was not able to get up and get away.
Don't mess with McDonald's, they have been dealing with the Hamburglar for years.
To: Trillian
To: Trillian
15 posted on
04/18/2017 3:15:21 PM PDT by
AmusedBystander
(The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next)
To: Trillian
In his last minutes, did he wish he went to Burger King?
Or was that just too creepy?
16 posted on
04/18/2017 3:17:38 PM PDT by
x
To: Trillian
Are you gonna eat those nuggets?
21 posted on
04/18/2017 3:47:57 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: Trillian
“Could you pull up to the next window? We’re just waiting on the fries/homefries,” is a regular occurrence at my local McDonald’s.
22 posted on
04/18/2017 3:48:26 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Trillian
A 20 piece of McNuggets - that’s not a bad last meal, especially with the honey for dipping.
To: Trillian
I can just picture the cops coming up to the car -
“Leave the gun, take the nuggets”
To: Trillian
How long before this employee gets outed and starts to receive death threats?
27 posted on
04/18/2017 6:46:02 PM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: Trillian
Murder is one thing, but messin’ with a man’s fries???.... A line has been crossed.
28 posted on
04/18/2017 8:27:53 PM PDT by
PTBAA
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