*** “but throat punch I would” ***
Are you my long lost Brother? I would follow up with a front kick to whichever knee he/she/it was using to hold his fat ass up with and make it work backwards for him/she/it.
That with a dislocated shoulder has ended a few wanna be tough guys at local watering holes, not a single chair or table was thrown after proper application.
I have to tell them that I am old and won’t chase them down so I figured I’d just hobble them upfront to make sure that they get what they asked for.
I aim to please
One of those times FR should have a Like button! I’m too old, sick and tired. I’ve been thinking a lot about the old Maxim, “Fight or Flight”, when one gets in my condition, “Flight” is no longer an option. Mere seconds count for everything!