As soon as the dude puts his hand on my groin I say, "THAT IS MY PENIS. YOU JUST PUT YOUR HAND ON MY PENIS. YOU ARE STILL PUTTING YOUR HAND ON MY PENIS".
I say it loudly so that everyone can hear me. I have touched hundreds of lives this way. I advise others to do it too, but note that if you make any move to stop him from fondling you penis you are interfering with his duties and can get arrested. Thus it is best to allow the fondling and make no move to stop it or pull away. One thing that makes them mad is to hold your hands high above your head. They will always say that I can put my hands down, but I keep them raised because it is a far better optic for the (hundreds of) people looking at me, as if I am being terrorized.
But I'm not done: After I'm done being fondled and have retrieved my belongings (and thus am free to go), I look for an older person or child behind me getting similar treatment. As I move away (and it is important to be moving away), I say "THAT IS ASSAULT. IT IS ILLEGAL TO DO THAT. THEY CAN BE ARRESTED FOR THAT".
The TSA people flip out every time, but as I am moving away from them I am not interfering. I risk getting arrested every time I fly, but it is my sacred duty in the name of freedom to continue this behavior.
PS: At SFO those TSA guys are fags. They go above and beyond the call of duty to fondle young men and male children. It disgusts me.
Sadly, I look around the terminal and see 95% sheeple.
*** “THAT IS MY PENIS. YOU JUST PUT YOUR HAND ON MY PENIS. YOU ARE STILL PUTTING YOUR HAND ON MY PENIS” ***
Wonder what would happen if you preceded that comment with “I am Mooslim” ???