 Say it out loud as you write it, Hillary |
incompetent + worthless + criminal + liar + corrupt + unlikable = loser
Face it: we just don’t like you.
No. It’s because you’re a vile ugly-a$$ carpet muncher who remains married to a rapist and womanizer and knocks around with a hot little iranian b!tch named Huma.
America’s nasty ex-wife whines again, bwah-hah-hah!!!
Dear Kankles: Suffer mightily, you bitter two time LOSER—your pain is my joy, LMAO.
Same goes for your Naaaaaaaaasteee Woman worshippers that can’t stop crying. President Trump whipped your sorry cottage cheese @ss and you will NEVER be president!!
Winning, winning, I love winning! :0)
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Say it out loud as you write it, Hillary |
Self-hating women elected Trump.
Hillary’s campaign team failing to hone her message and get voters to the polls elected Trump.
Wikileaks elected Trump.
FBI investigation elected Trump.
Email scandal elected Trump.
Men elected Trump.
Misogyny elected Trump.
FBI Director Comey elected Trump.
Lower-level FBI agents pressuring their Director (because that’s how professional relationships work) elected Trump.
Tim Kaine gave Hillary Virginia, but he also elected Trump.
White women elected Trump.
The Russians elected Trump.
Racists elected Trump.
Sexists elected Trump.
Rural voters elected Trump.
The working class voting against their own interests elected Trump.
Fake news elected Trump.
Facebook elected Trump.
Supermarket tabloids elected Trump.
Celebrity (The Apprentice) elected Trump.
White male resentment elected Trump.
Over-shaming Trump supporters elected Trump.
Rejecting Bernie elected Trump.
Reagan democrats elected Trump.
Gary Johnson and Jill Stein voters elected Trump.
Backlash against political correctness elected Trump.
There are many terrible reasons for President Trump’s victory, but there are two things that were not a factor. First, Hillary was the perfect candidate; nothing she did harmed her candidacy in any way. Second, President Trump was the worst candidate imaginable; nothing he did helped his candidacy at all, except with racists, sexists, bigots, and the rest of the basket of deplorables.
Samantha Bee ~ Now there’s a worthless piece of work.