| It seems fitting that Obama would end up at The Brando, as the resort is known, since the two men have much in common. Much in common? Maybe not. One guy is a pencil-thin, mirror-gazing community agitator and pot-smoking muzzie without a past -- a guy who came to America on a slave ship from Kenya, and was admitted thanks to a fake birth certificate, and who stammers any time you take away his teleprompter. The second guy is a self-made man who played Shakespeare and dozens of heroic and stellar (Stella!) roles in countless movies: one of the finest actors of his generation. Brando frequently played the rebel, but that rebel was usually trying to beat the system and win one for the freedom of man against societal constraints. Boobamba, on the other hand, wanted to destroy free America entirely and turn it into a third-world hellhole. Oh, and I don't think Brando and Moochelle would have jelled too well at that Tahitian lagoon. |
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