[jr3000]

Glorious leader! Thank you for this great break-thru technology. He comes from a long line of supermen. His super-humanism shines across his great country. His people receives his warm rays so they don’t need much food or clothing. And they can take a beating too, that’s why they are sent to these camps - its really for their benefit.

[BBell]

Well his Daddy was the best golfer in the world!

On his first ever trip to the golf course, he shot 38-under par, including 5 hole-in-ones! This is reported by the government controlled media. He routinely shoots 3 or 4 hole-in-ones every time out.

[jmacusa]

All hail the Glorious Leader! The Glorious Leader and The Peoples Army will smash the running dog capitalists and their boot-licking lackeys we will defend the gain of our Glorious Revolution and.... oh, whoa.. getting nostalgic for my old days as a lefty. NOT!