[cgbg]

Let me help them fake some numbers.

If they want high temperature readings make sure and take them in a big city with a lot of traffic.

Then if that doesn’t work just take the readings in Las Vegas and Phoenix in the summertime!

[Vehmgericht]

Researchers at the University of Lagado say if funding from the U.S. is cut off their research into extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers will be in jeopardy.