[T-Bone Texan]

Nix turd burglar.

I really meant butt pirate.

Garrrr!

[NorthMountain]

Ya referrin’ to Rump Rangers?

[Yaelle]

I don’t remember what kind of creature the candlestick is interested in. I think it’s offensive when dining room utensils are attracted to kitchen tools. It’s abhorrent and against nature.