[ptsal]

Dispatch the carcass with extreme prejudice.

[Wuli]

GITMO

[Billthedrill]

My solution involves fire ants and honey, but I’d want to make sure that somebody read him his rights first.

[Fungi]

Dead or alive, wash the carcass in lard and through it into a pigsty filled with starved 1000 pound hogs.

[Fungi]

Dead or alive, wash the carcass in lard and through throw it into a pigsty filled with starved 1000 pound hogs.

[COBOL2Java]

How about an extensive “conversation” with Mossad?

[BipolarBob]

What if we bag the Big Bad Baghdadi of Baghdad? Is that what I’m reading?

[Mariner]

Hold him in the field and waterboard for verifiable intelligence.

It might take a couple of weeks and several iterations of stop points, but once his stories verify one must shoot him in the forehead with a .45.

[unlearner]

Does the cruel and unusual punishment part of the Constitution apply to foreign enemies?

I’d get creative.

I’d have him dismembered small piece by small piece and fed to pigs over a period of several years. I’d live stream it on a pay-per-view website and give the proceeds to the families of ISIS victims.

I’d bury his remains and the remains of the slaughtered pigs and their feces in the center of a public garden with a monument erected explaining how Baghdadi had been converted into a pig and pig feces.

I’d have several Imams issue a decree, ruling, or whatever they do, saying that according to the dictates of the Koran, Baghdadi’s soul is in hell.

Then I’d erect a large outhouse above the grave so that freedom-loving people could come defecate on his remains.

Just an idea.

Rinse. Repeat. Results guaranteed.

[grania]

This is a no-brainer. Give him to Kurdish fighters for safekeeping.

[DesertRhino]

Treat him exactly as we did Nazi war criminals. Hang them. All captured in the ISIS area should be held in large ourdoor pens and sorted through slowly and carefully.

Hundreds or even thousands should be hanged. The ones who escape should face a 75 year manhunt and be brought to justice wherever they are found.
And Islam should be treated like Nazism...eradicated and banned in all public life.

[vette6387]

HIs name is Al-Baghdadi

[kaehurowing]

We could test drive some of our new enhanced interrogation techniques.

[Doogle]

....yeah that's it,capture him

[xzins]

Run him as head of the DNC?

[Joe 6-pack]

Vlad Tepes gave us the answer hundreds of years ago. A new forest should spring up in iraq, with al-bagdadi at its center.

[Hugin]

“If I had my druthers, I’ve always said, in the last 16 years, it would have been superlative to have had Osama Bin Laden in an orange jumpsuit in the dock in a federal court. Not just from the treasure trove of intelligence that could have been gleaned from him from interrogations, but simply the psychological warfare aspect. The great leader of the global jihad is standing in a dock shackled to his waist by a chain. So that’s just my druthers.”

Not a federal court. He would be lawyered up and you wouldn't get any information. Better a military tribunal at GITMO, and only after a very long interrogation at an undisclosed location in a friendly country where waterboarding would be a break from the real interrogation methods.

[dforest]

Call John McCain and ask him to come bail out his buddy?

[1FreeAmerican]

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[Thibodeaux]

Nothing

Bahagadi is an Iraqi problem