[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

The title is NOT satire. One reviewer wrote: "CNN Is Eating Your Brain Literally and Figuratively." CNN actually filmed and produced this. But it's worse than the title of this FR thread suggests:

CNN Host EATS HUMAN BRAIN! Life Threaten'd By Mystic CANNIBAL & POO Flung At Him

Ya think CNN might be a little desperate for ratings? Well, at least it's not the predictable anti-Trump sewage.

[BlackVeil]

It is an appalling story, but the comments on this thread are very good.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I predict CNN, in a last ditch effort to grasp at a straw, will hold pay-per-view Islamic beheadings : )