[Impy]

From Vox on the 1985 Race for DNC Chair

http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/23/13703720/dnc-chair-election-rules-members

“One unsuccessful candidate urged Democrats to “move to the center” and become the “party of capitalism” — that candidate was Nancy Pelosi.”

Pelosi thought the eventual winner, Paul Kirk, was too liberal and would alienate Southern voters

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Liz]

I hear they disqualified Nazi Pelosi from tonight’s voting....

The committee was tipped off by a hotel chef that Nazi ate wild Alaskan salmon that once swam in Russian waters.

More egregiously she tried to disguise the Russian salmon by ordering it covered in Lay’s BBQ potato chips to approximate redfish scales.

Nazi blatantly had Strawberries Romanoff for dessert.