http://heatst.com/culture-wars/marxist-vegan-restaurant-closes-after-customers-no-longer-willing-to-wait-40-minutes-for-a-sandwich/
The world's gone crackers.
Bar owner Mike Kadinski, the article goes on to say, keeps his testicles in a jar hidden behind the creme de menthe.
Sounds like one of those Japanese style male escort host bars.