Fake Tears versus Trail of Tears.
Heap big trouble.
Schumer can apply for the crying Indian job, as you don’t need to be indian. Then he and Liz will have something in common.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2016/02/iron-eyes-cody-native-american-actor-wasnt/
A Jew and an Indian walk into a bar...
Squaw no call Schumer kimosabe; may look ‘em for scalp.