Dear Belgium,
Shut the hell up and make more beer, waffles, and chocolate.
Love,
Laz
But the Germans might be shocked by some of the best craft beers being brewed in Colorado and elsewhere in the good ol' USA. Hear the footsteps, Germany?
Well now, the result of last week’s competition when we asked you to find a derogatory term for the Belgians.
Well, the response was enormous and we took quite a long time sorting out the winners. There were some very clever entries.
Mrs Hatred of Leicester Said ‘let’s not call them anything, let’s just ignore them’ ... and a Mr St John of Huntingdon said he couldn’t think of anything more derogatory than Belgians.
But in the end we settled on three choices: number three ... the Sprouts, sent in by Mrs Vicious of Hastings... very nice ; number two..... the Phlegms ... from Mrs Childmolester of Worthing;
But the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire... Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards.