`Dreamers' is mawkish even for the left, but they can say it with a straight face. Anyway we're sick of their pathetic BS when we know they just want their votes, so ridicule them.
How about The `Lachrymose'? "Tears dry quickly." Aristotle ... but I'll weep for Americans out of work and hurt & killed by illegals driving drunk, victims of identity theft and on-and-on. We have laws for a reason.