Not sure why we here in Texas should even be listening to Canadians - You do live in Main. :)
Where do I start?
First of all: If you listen to Ted, you're listening to a Canadian.
Secondly: I live in Maine, not Main.
Third: Maine is NOT in Canada.
We have lots of Canadians up here, and we and they all know that. Some are tourists, most are now naturalized citizens or descendants of the Quebecois.
Then, there's your "Man Without a Country".