I ALREADY WROTE A BOOK!!!
Because I have known about my daughter’s strange affliction (tell you about the ticks later) since the late 90’s.
So in 2005 I wrote a book, titled “Attention, Please!” and one of the characters keeps harming herself to....eh, get attention.
They love drama.
I still have the book and many have read it.
Anyway, this Muncheusen.....here’s an example.....
She pulls up her shirt and shows me two tick bites.
OMG....these people LOVE LYME DISEASE!!!
Because Lyme disease gives you so many different symptoms, man you only got to get Lyme disease once and you can faint, pretend fevers, stomach hurts, can’t move.....
Two tick bites, right next to each other. What the hell, two ticks somehow found their way on her body, right next to each other mind you?
Heh.
All for the love of Lyme disease.
I think the medicos around here are onto her but the gubmint gets money for abused women and do you know how much sympathy you get when you are being abused by mother, husband....and now granddaughter also being abused....
She knows what moves the bureaucrats and she always....she ALWAYS wins.
She also has accused about 10 people of raping her...including my late father-in-law who would have been 80 or so at the time...