Don't need the pot.
But don't take my limes!!!
Posted on 02/08/2017 11:27:08 AM PST by PJ-Comix
US Customs and Border Protection officers seized nearly two tons of marijuana packed in phony limes near the Texas-Mexico border last week, according to authorities.
The 3,947 pounds of weed came through a commercial shipment of key limes in Pharr, Texas, on Jan. 30, officials said.
The truck hauling the "produce" crossed the Pharr-Reynosa International Bridge along the Texas-Mexico border near the Gulf of Mexico. Over 34,000 of the fake fruit packages were discovered by an imaging inspection system and narcotics K-9 team.
(Excerpt) Read more at ktla.com ...
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all down.
Wait...that’s not coconut!
They should have gotten one of those Scent Covering Candles. Lol
That’s no lime, baby!!
They were THINKING that Obama was still president.
How will they get dope thru to the US after the wall? These are some creative bastards.
No coconuts?................
They were supposed to put the pot in the lime and the lime in the coconut. Oops.
Trump Train is uncovering lots of “fakes”. MAGA!
An' drink 'em both up ... drink 'em both together.
“Marge, this key lime pie tastes funny.”
How do you make marijuana look like limes?
What, no coconuts?
There was a bunch recently in phony watermelons
Don't need the pot.
But don't take my limes!!!
What’s a margarita without a slice of lime and a toke?
Damnit there goes that retirement plan.
I guess I’ll opt for plan B....Hello Lotto.
“How will they get dope thru to the US after the wall? “
Oh, Puhleeez. There are drug tunnels all the way to San Diego.
“How...”
Not very well apparently.
The pic at the link shows what looks like wax paper, wrapped around a ball of pot, and painted green.
Looks like sh*t. Your glasses would have to be pretty weak not to notice.
Sounds like someone took 53 pounds of pot that were supposed to be on the trunk. I’ll bet the seller represented that he was going to deliver 2 tons.
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