Gasp! Clutching at my pearls (which I’m wearing even at this hour).
The President uses a HAIR GROWTH DRUG!
Thank you, New York Times for breaking this all important story.
Never you mind about Iran, Berkeley, Syria, Iraq, the Saudis, “Palestine”, the economy, refugees or any of those other trifles.
You take that hair growth drug story and run with it.
Because it’s better than having you print military secrets on the front page.
“Because it’s better than having you print military secrets on the front page.”
Don’t worry, that is coming!