[M Kehoe]

So, I’m a Roman emperor (pick one), and my generals say we are going to be invaded, and need to fortify our SW border.

I ask, what do you propose doing?

Sextus says, we were going to build a wall, but Brutus says we can’t because there is a snail darter in the Rubicon.

I, Roman emperor X decrees Brutus to be crucified tomorrow.

Upside down.

Problem solved.

5.56mm

[Foolsgold]

Dig a moat
Take the dirt to New Orleans to build it up
Gather aligators from Florida to put in the moat
PROBLEM SOLVED