Next thing you know he is standing in front of St. Peter. The guy says, where am I, what happened?
St. Peter tells him that he died and he is at the Gates of Heaven.
The guy says wow, it does exist. I can't believe I'm actually going to get into Heaven.
St. Peter says, well, you do have to spell a word before we open the Gate. They guys gets a depressed look on his face and says, I'm terrible at spelling.
St. Peter says, the word is “Love”. The guy smiles and spells L-O-V-E. St. Peter then congratulates the man.
Just then St. Peter gets a call on his iPhone. He says a few words and then asks the man if he can watch things for a little while because the Big Guy wants a face to face.
The guy says sure, but what do I do? St. Peter says, you already know what to do and he walks off to his meeting.
The man stands there taking it all in. The Harp Music, the fluffy Clouds, staring up at the glory of the Universe.
Just then he looks and see a lone figure walking towards him. As the figure approaches, he realizes it's a woman, even closer, it's his Wife!
She walks up and says, where am I? The husband says, this is heaven. What is the last thing you remember? His Wife replies, I was driving home from your Funeral and the last thing I heard was screeching tires and a loud noise. I must have died in a Car crash. Oh my.
The woman looks around and says, so this is heaven. What do I do now? The man says well, you have to spell a word to get through the Gate. His wife says, what word?
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Her husband replies “Czechoslovakia”.