[Obadiah]

Here is the transcript of Trump's inaugural address in its entirety:

"My fellow Americans, it gives me great honor and pleasure to tell you that as of 12:01 P.M. today our long national nightmare is now over. Ladies and gentlemen, honored guests, the Republic is now safe.

God bless you, and may God bless America."

[pollywog]

TWENTY THREE HOURS FOLKS..

....well almost! lol