“A Bearded Male Passenger With a Tan Complexion Boards the Aircraft…” sounds like the lead sentence in a joke.
A bearded male passenger with a tan complexion boards an airliner. He takes his seat near the rear just as the pilot comes on the intercom and says, "Welcome aboard ladies and gentlemen. We'll be taxiing out and taking off in about 10 minutes. Please turn off all electronic equipment until your flight attendants give the ok to turn them on. Thank you."
Unknowingly, the pilot left the intercom on and turns to his co-pilot and says, "I think I'll go take a dump and then see if there are any Muslims on board I can harass."
Hearing this the bearded, tanned passenger gets up and rushes to the front of the plane.
He gets about half way there when a man stands up an blocks his path and says, "Take it easy son. Plenty of time. He said he was gonna take a dump first."