[latina4dubya]

hitting the LIKE button...

[Fiddlstix]

[DuncanWaring]

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[Getready]

Should have included penalties for payment method fraud. Late fees and penalties, proof of liability insurance, fees for cleanup, environmental impact study before accessing land, and finally a stern warning that ignorance and breaking of any civil law can lead to prosecution, and if convicted the party can incur fines and/or imprisonment or both

[tumblindice]

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Awesome Sauce! All they forgot was the bonding to ensure the surveyors are financially able to cover and damage they do while on the survey and some sensitivity/diversity requirments...possibly preferred rates for
..or workforce diversity requirements

[Stayfree]

What about the special hazmat suits, gloves, hats, special sweat bands, socks and underwear. Protective eye-gear and special breath protection masks. Then there is the environmentally-safe overhead awnings, poles and ropes. But most important is air-processing truck that rents out at about $25,000/hour. And most important, is that all personnel must complete our 200 page personnel data sheet and pass our environmental test with a perfect score. Then there is our mental and physical examinations which requires the services of about 150 doctors, nurses and other staff at a cost of about $1 million per hour. But most important is filing your permit application request in a timely fashion because right now, the approximate processing time is a little over 10 years.
Semper Fi Phuckers!

[TLI]

"Recent research indicates that foothill yellow-legged frogs have declined significantly in recent years, and are no longer found at half their historic sites.

It's a trap.

If they do not find the "proper" number of frogs the entire area will be put under government "control."

Who determines what the historic locations and levels were?

Where is that data?

What is the origin of that data?

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[YogicCowboy]

I am humbled and elated by reading such brilliance.

[doorgunner69]

He should have added in the govmnt boilerplate about requiring a certain quota of the inspecotrs to be minority, female, handicapped, BLTXYZ, etc. No foreign made material or products allowed either.

[17th Miss Regt]

This is great!

[Army Air Corps]

This brought a tear of joy to my eye.

[miniTAX]

Not even a word about Globull warming and carbon footprint?
Those landowners are so insensitive!

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Excellent response letter.

[Heart-Rest]

Would those government employees count this one (below) as a live one sunbathing provocatively, or as a dead one (which, if it's a demoncrap administration -- and they count them as they do their dead voters -- will count this one as three dead ones, artificially inflating the scope of the decline of the yellow-legged frog population).

Part of the problem here may be that there's a lot of fruity liberals living near the ranch, as they tend to look at those skinny little yellow frog limbs as tasty morsels, and a French delicacy.

(But that is one heckuva reply letter!   I'm surprised the government folks there were not complaining about the discrimination being exhibited against the yellow-legged frogs, as opposed to the green-legged frogs, and the red-legged frogs, etc.)      :-)

[Trillian]

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